DID A CHAV COUSE A PROB NEAR YOU
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death wish for chavs
I was walking to my friends house one Friday night, and there was this massive group of chavs (there were 6 of us), and
me and one of my friends (J) were brickin' ourselves, then they crossed the road. So we were like, phew. Then another mate
(R) noticed they had got together with ANOTHER group of chavs who were coming from behind. I said, "Go to this house, quick,
go in here", and R just runs down a goddamn alley. Another friend (S) follows, and I go in after them. R says, "Back garden"
and we agreed. It led to a dead end, so we hid in the shadow pressed against the wall. 3 chavs went past and we all thought,
"thank god", then another chav saw us. He called his mates and was like, "You wanna fight these kids? They're only 10!" over
and over, so we replied every time, "No, we dont wanna fight." Then one kid got out his phone and started shining the light
in our faces. I saw the chav who was asking us to fight. He was my old mate, so I said this. He saw me and was like, "Hey,
its you!" And then another chav came up and my old friend (M) was like, "Leave a'ight, leave 'em, they're safe." But this
other dickhead was like, "I DONT GIVE A SHIT, I'LL FUCKING KNOCK 'EM OUT!". *the rest of this story is information supplied
by S and R* He hit me, then I covered up my face, and he hit me loads more. I went down, and through them, then I got up and
bolted down the road. The chavs told S and R to run, so they didnt even hesitate and legged it towards Js house, where we
were going. (All this time J, G, and Z carried on going to Js house). *Rest of story supplied by others* I knocked on some
old woman's house who wouldnt let me in to use her phone, so I carried on going and met a woman walking her dog, who talked
to my mum on the phone, and she came and picked me up. We went to hospital and found out I had corneal damage. I had a massive
black eye, and my jaws STILL swollen (about 2 weeks later).
So if you see daniel wooliscroft , kick the
shit out of him for me.
*name changed for saftey reasons